If bacon makes you happy, clap your hands. If bacon makes you so happy that your hands are currently grasping fistfuls of bacon then eat the bacon first THEN clap your hands.
Due to our newly found love, I thought I would share a poem with you- the love of my life. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Who the hell cares about flowers, I want food. Denny's- you can give me food. You can provide me with that and I appreciate that so much. I appreciate everything about you. You're perfect. I can't wait for the wedding. Who shall be attending it? Much love, Charley Rose 😘
- Hitting up Denny’s
- 2-for-1 deals
- The electric slide
- Falling unconscious
- Tying in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe
- Having to look up “how to solve a rubik’s cube”
- Solving the rubik’s cube after looking up “how to solve a rubik’s cube”.
- Tipping your…
After you take your last delicious bite, right at the point where you feel as though you may explode, sit back in your booth and close your eyes. Soon you’ll drift off to sleep. Sleep is good. Sleep is when the booth fairy pays you a visit, taking your empty plates and trash off the table. Upon waking up you’ll see a clean table and maybe even money. That is, if you put it there. It’s called a tip.
Sometimes when I am sitting in my booth at Denny’s, I start to wonder how I got here. Like, where do we come from? And why are we the only species that is aware of our own mortality? Is our life some pre-determined track and we’re completely helpless to change or stop it, or are we free spirits…